That East Wind Needs To Hurry The Fuck Up

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Jack, 20

slightly above average, but you still probably won't like me


scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

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— 3 hours ago with 26828 notes
blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

(via fukurfac3)

— 10 hours ago with 379923 notes

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

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eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

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— 11 hours ago with 337076 notes

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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— 11 hours ago with 400400 notes